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by stingiam on January 20th, 2007

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What do you call a dog with no legs

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  • by hershey_squirter_ on January 20th, 2007

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    I'm not even sure what you call a person with no legs, amputees I guess if they were actually amputated, but if it was a birth defect or something else then I dunno.

    I suppose I'd call a dog with no legs a low maintenance pet. He never needs to be walked. He won't claw anything up or jump on anyone, and no matter how vicious the dog may seem, nobody will ever fear an attack. It can't climb on your bed or furniture, it won't make any pooh poohs anywhere you don't want it to. Make for a great flotation device when swimming at the lake. Unlikely, if it's a male that it will reproduce, so no need to go cuttin' on him. Odds are it would be an inside dog, so it won't be sick or be injured nearly as often, and it would even be less prone to injury inside as 4 legged inside dogs. It would be alot like a pet rock, except funner.

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    • you sure near made me sleep there with your pooh pooh answer, thats how not to answer a classic pub joke!!!

      Michael_S5193

      by Michael_S5193 on February 15th, 2011

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