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by littl_foggy on December 20th, 2006

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If you could have a billboard in your yard, what would it say?

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  • by pillman2 on January 16th, 2007

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    One day as I was walking,
    One dark and dreary day.
    I came upon a billboard,
    And much to my dismay.
    The sign was torn and tattered,
    From the storm the night before,
    The wind and rain had done it work
    and this is what i saw;

    Drink Pepsi cola cigarettes,
    Chew wrigleys spearmint beer,
    Kennelration dog food,
    Make sure complection clear,
    Simonize your babys,
    With a hershey's candybar,
    Pepsicola-beauty-cream is used by all the stars.
    So take your next vacation,
    in your brand new fridgedare,
    and learn to play the organ,
    in your winter underwear,
    doctors say that babies,
    should smoke until they're three,
    and people over sixty five should bathe in lipton tea!

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