by AB-Joel on April 25th, 2004

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What qualifications do you need to be a grade school teacher?

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  • by Jack Wallace on April 3rd, 2008

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    In Thailand...

    If you're Thai: being related to/friends with the school administrator, principal, or one of their staff members that are in good with the boss.

    If you're a foreign native speaker of Mandarin: you must be fluent in Thai, and know someone who know's someone to get you out of China with a work visa in Thailand

    If you're a foreign native speaker of English:
    1) you must be white, the whiter the bettter.
    2) you must have a college "diploma" - obtainable for 1000 Baht on Kao San Road in Bangkok if you don't have one already.
    3) you must not be a KNOWN pedophile or felon, so please don't volunteer this information or advertize your whereabouts to InterPol as no one in Thailand will ever check.
    4) [new requirement] you must take a 3 hour Thai "cultural awareness class" at a cost of 500 Baht to the Ministry of Education. There will be no examination at the end, so be sure to be on your honor.
    5) Being a washed-up, border-line schizophrenic, alcoholic with a failed marriage and a weakness for Asian bar girls is a plus.

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