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by Halskiisaklink on January 23rd, 2007

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How might one go about cleaning the toilet using only one stained wine glass, a bucket of Native American spleens, twelve different cheese varieties, Richard Simmons and a walkie-talkie?

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  • by Lonewolf_001 on February 27th, 2008

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    Ok, first, take the spleen's and feed them to Richard Simmons, after he's a good 30+ lbs. overweight, he will try to workout. As he does his workout, he'll explode from the small time-bombs that were secretly planted into the spleens at some unknown time. So now the toilet and the bathroom are in complete chaos, shards of glass, porsilen, and Richard Simmons are everywhere. So now you get into the car and drive to Lowe's.

    On your way there, the government mistakes you for one of the most deadly people in the world and issues a hit on you. 5 black Linkin Aviators surround your car and try to wreck you, causing you to swerve and dodge the gigantic SUV's. You use the walkie talkie to contact your friend who was a huge military vet. He drives his car the opposite way of yours, finds you, does a complete and wicked 180 on the highway and blows the shit outta the Aviators with the granade launcher he secretly smuggled out of the army.

    Ok, the agents are gone and you finally arrive at Lowe's. Take your cheese and head to the back of the lumber yard. There you will find Peppy, and odd french cheese enthusiest with a interesting fettish for lumber. Sell the cheese to him for a rediculous price. So now you have a butt load of cash. Go out and buy yourself a new bathroom, have the guy's at Lowe's install it, and BAM! You got yourself a clean toliet and new bathroom. And your up $300 from the leftover cash from Peppy! Problem solved.

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