by Mr n Mrs M... on January 6th, 2008

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Who wants a Rap Battle?

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  • by Matt Adore on January 27th, 2008

    Matt Adore

    Yo yo yo yo
    My name is New Matt Ick and I screw like a drill
    I piss all over you boy, you over da hill
    You think you good at board games boy but you only dabble
    'Cos I'm the king of everything, I pwn you at Scrabble

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    • Hahahah! thats funny as fcuk!.....i hear what ya say matty o matty, but don't try to play me, cause you kinda looking twatty! :)

      Chopsy the Diver

      by Chopsy the Diver on January 27th, 2008

    • Me bad at scrabble, that sh** is wrong, Shut your babble, and kiss my dong...

      Mr n Mrs M...

      by Mr n Mrs M... on January 27th, 2008

    • You wanna take me on boi, I f*ck yo in da ass
      I heard you and I smelled you and you just full o' gas
      I seen you too and every pic yo' look really weird
      Must be dat fuzzy thing
      stuck on yo chin
      dat you call a beard

      Matt Adore

      by Matt Adore on January 27th, 2008

    • Whats the deal calling me weird?
      You aint even old enough to gro a proper beard!
      You just jelous coz I'm much hotter..
      And you love Ron you homo Hairy Potter!

      Mr n Mrs M...

      by Mr n Mrs M... on January 28th, 2008

    • You got no style man must be the absence of weed
      And you might like Harry if you just learned to read
      I shoulda known you still here 'cos that smell sure does linger
      Is it your breath?
      Is it your ass?
      No it's your gammy finger

      Matt Adore

      by Matt Adore on January 28th, 2008

    • You know, your funny for a little man
      But the only woman you could pull looks exactly like your nan!

      Go back to Hogwarts and back to Slitherin
      You style is old, your flow is cold, and my tempers wearing thin...

      Mr n Mrs M...

      by Mr n Mrs M... on January 28th, 2008

    • Now now boyz, whats wid the war?
      You're both full of sh*t, and u need to get out more!
      As for the dissin, hissin and kissin...
      Just kiss and make up, as your butts are a twitchin!!!

      Chopsy the Diver

      by Chopsy the Diver on January 28th, 2008

    • Your temper's wearing thin, boi? Why is it made of spandex?
      You'll never get a f*ck like that, better buy some Andrex
      Then go into a little room, my friend there's still hope
      To find your cock remember to take your telescope

      Matt Adore

      by Matt Adore on January 28th, 2008

    • Hi Chops, ignore this Nintendo lamer
      He's just bitter, He owns a Wii, he's unhappy X-gen gamer!
      As for his rymes, there weak like water
      He couldnt even win a fight with my baby daughter!
      I'm done, I'm out, this fool has had his chance,
      I leave him and Hagrid, to their lil romance...
      Next time he wants a massive verbal war,
      I'll spit some truth, and kick this fruit back down onto the floor

      Mr n Mrs M...

      by Mr n Mrs M... on January 28th, 2008

    • Being a reader of this hilarious conversation,
      i think ur the funniest poets in the AB nation,
      but like Chops i think it's time to end,
      this little 'war' my poetic friends,
      so hush hush now and leave this shit,
      even though to me it's a fuckin hit(XD),
      now i dunno if that all made sense,
      but i think it did to an extent which is immense.
      Hahahaha XDD =]

      TanyaH

      by TanyaH on November 14th, 2009

    • :D

      Mr n Mrs M...

      by Mr n Mrs M... on November 14th, 2009

    • xDDD lol! how was i haha xP =]. I usually suck at poetry... and not just a bit HAHA =P

      TanyaH

      by TanyaH on November 16th, 2009

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