If you had to name your newborn child after a part of the human body, what would you choose?

I suppose it depends on what I would want for their future...

Areola Phalange (could be the next Bond girl)
Patella Vagina (world-renowned opera singer)
Tibia Thumb (novelist)
Esophagus Ilium (celebrity chef)
Pharynx Tailbone Sternum (circus entrepreneur)
Tendon Follicle (university professor)
Bone Soaz (folk singer)
Ulna Meta (international model - shortened from "Metatarsal," which her agent thought was too ethnic)
Lash Larynx - (stunt guy)
Fibula Keratin (soap queen)
Rib Delt (sports all-star)
L5 - (could make millions on Yo! MTV Raps)

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boy you put some real thought into this!
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by lavander_luv on January 2nd, 2007
Very creative.
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by Stableboy on January 8th, 2007
"Ulna Meta" actually sounds cool...
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by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on March 27th, 2007
i WISH i had more points to give u! Hilarious!
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by Emmagirl wants to leave and not leave... on May 20th, 2007
i actually know a guy who's last name is areola.
bummer.
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by gringobabe on May 21st, 2007
lmao she put alot of thought into that one!
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by YourFutureEx is Textually Active on February 26th, 2008
Great post! Very entertaining!
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by Wynper on May 17th, 2010

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