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by AnonymousGuitarist on December 24th, 2007
Here is a line from stand up comedian Steven Wright:
Ever find it ironic that the only thing left standing after a house is burned down is the chimney and the fire extinguisher?
if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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When's the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
by Random on January 8th, 2012
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What is the funniest error message you ever saw?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
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How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?
by Amelia_143 on January 10th, 2012
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