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by Drastic on December 23rd, 2007
"Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
Finish this joke! Jesus, Hitler and Popeye walk into a bar....
by Piano Player on December 10th, 2011
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When's the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
by Random on January 8th, 2012
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If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
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Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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Lol :P
by PuppyTooFat on December 23rd, 2007