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by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on December 22nd, 2007
Here are some by Rodney Dangerfield:
I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.
I'm so ugly...My father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
What is the funniest error message you ever saw?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
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Who makes A B fun for you? Excluding me, of course.
by HoboJoe on December 5th, 2011
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How many times can one repeat the same gag and still have it be funny? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBoTEZxWkec
by Piano Player on December 9th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
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