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by anonymous on November 18th, 2006

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What is something you definitely shouldn't eat, ever?

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  • by Bonedry on December 11th, 2006

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    BE THEE FAIRED IN THE NOW COMING OF ONES WARNING! I, IN ONE COMPLETE WHOLE, HAD COME AND POSSIBLY GIVEN THE TRULY SICKEST OF PONDERED THOUGHTS UPON THIS VIEWING PAGE. IN TRUTH, IT COMES DUE TO A HARD DROPPING OF MULTIPLE INCIDENTS UPON THINE HEAD AS A CHILD. I MUST SAY, IF YOU DON’T WISH TO PERUSE THROUGH A HEAPING HELPING OF MIND-OOZE FROM THE ILL, THEN PERHAPS THIS PARODY INTO THE ULTRA- DISGUSTING MAY AS WELL BE NOT SEEN AT EVEN THE NANO’S-GLANCING!

    Oh boy, there are so many non-ingestable understandings, arsenic, hemlock, anything that my sweetums may attempt to produce in the kitchen area, Oh, and any foodstuffs that one might find either under the sofa, or refrigerator.

    Although, after thinking on it, I would have to say, that under any given situation, never, ever eat anything that happens to be a sebaceously-secretionous, thick-like or gelatinous pustenance that may be flowing out of, in a slow continuous flow, any shinny, bulbous, bump-like lesion there upon any part of the body! More so, especially upon any where the discharge emits from a festering open puss producer , that might lay in a gritty coating between one's backums-holie crack areas , and/or ever let happenstance force one to delve with-in any sticky-like adhesion, mated in attachment unto an unfamiliar emitting aroma, there laden in nestle to the folds of certain woman’s lower frontie-parts.

    It should be obvious to all, but there are those some, that go, OOPS, dopey me, now lookie the mess! So, if one MUST partake upon such uncommon fare, in absolute necessity, then well, when you do, REMEMBER to NEVER satisfy those cravings of desire, through attempted corn-on-the-cob-like actions with-in some soft, comfy patch of Chlamydia, nor do bring any form of biting action onto, or unto the carbuncle, boil, or goiter waddle! Self explanatory, YES, as all involve a forever mistake of unforgettable horrors, from the many different, and unsavory fluid like discharges thus exploding into ones oral cavity.

    Okie-Bee-Ba-Dokie, I do believe one has crossed that ever so understood threshold of communal decency, and forever apologies come bestowed unto all areas, near, and far. May you all be well, and now informed to just how ill I truly am, and speaking of me, right now, well I do believe an most expedient dash to the lavatory is subsequently the place to occupy just about now, as I have truly to the utmost, sickened myself beyond all known description. OH MY GOD, RUN MAN, RUN! Blaahgggah-Blurgle-cowelogel-Bruuuuuush-ag-ag-ag-ugh. Oh, and PEACE all!

    Parody, and not to be taken in any form as serious thought, or implication..

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    • what an interesting observation!! who are you ?

      Norman_Outside the lines

      by Norman_Outside the lines on December 13th, 2006

    • I'm only the me that everyone sees, and by all to whom know, that me to be! Thanks so much for the kudo's NORMY-O, and PEACE!!

      Bonedry

      by Bonedry on December 13th, 2006

    • Bone dry you ain't.
      with your permit I did copy yon inunderstandable but penetrating monologue for further examination.

      RICARDOO

      by RICARDOO on December 30th, 2006

    • cool ricardoo, as I am often, um, inunderstandable, and copied many times, hee, hee, hee. I delve many times into the abnormal extremes of a given, just to make attempt of normalcy from a far from normal satiricle pondering into it. Thanks and peace!

      Bonedry

      by Bonedry on January 3rd, 2007

    • and peace unto you un-bone-dry person.

      RICARDOO

      by RICARDOO on January 4th, 2007

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