Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?

I've got a few that I always use:

Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"

Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Comments

these are the best so far!
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by luckyjeans on December 13th, 2006
THE FIRST ONE IS THE BEST
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by Da_Man on January 12th, 2007
haha That's my all time favorite one!
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by davoomac on January 12th, 2007
That was pretty much my entire list!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so depressed... but i never heard the bookmark one... props to that one...
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by pillman2 on January 30th, 2007
Those are the best Yo Momma Jokes I have ever heard. I like the Chin one.
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by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on May 3rd, 2007
Those are the best Yo Momma Jokes I have ever heard. I like the Chin one.
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by Big Red Apple-WHHGBSWC on May 3rd, 2007
Don't you think that it's weird that the two dudes have exactly the same comment?
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by DrkBlader27 on March 23rd, 2008
yeah whats up with those two guys? haha
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by davoomac on March 24th, 2008
You knew the butta one too... : O (
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by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on September 6th, 2008
that was one of mine.
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by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on September 6th, 2008
i like the bookmark
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by lightbulb on September 7th, 2008
i love the gas one, lol cant stop laughin
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by newportbaby19 on September 9th, 2008
hahah i actually laughed out loud reading the gas one
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by Woolgather on October 3rd, 2008
they just copied and paste the people commented both two
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by lightbulb on October 3rd, 2008
How about yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook?
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by HeadAlpha on February 18th, 2009
lolage lollllllllllllllllll hahahahahahaha
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by something of a nothing girl on May 7th, 2009
yo mama so stupid when she put a paper in front of the tv she called paper view
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by alison4634 on February 23rd, 2010
yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch xD
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by sasa33pep on June 8th, 2010
Yo moma's like a baby she sucks everything in sight

lol nasty
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by Ryanmaster on September 9th, 2010
Yo moma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book...?
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by Artful Bodger on October 13th, 2010
I like the one about running out of gas. The one with the butter is really bad.
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by robertwelsh5 on December 23rd, 2010
this ones good

yo momma so fat even dora couldn't explore her
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by Joshua_W8339 on February 18th, 2011
The bookmark one was awesome!!!
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by DarkMaskDiva/KBHCI on June 13th, 2011