Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?

Be prepared.... I got a few...
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Yo Mama So Stupid She goes to shaq for free throw lessons

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat i need a cave search crew, flashlights, and a map to have sex with her

Yo Moma So Poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo Mama So Stupid i found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo mamma so fat, you need a to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

yo mamma so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck for the dogs to play with her

yo mamma house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.

Comments

ROFL Classic Panda, just classic
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by JUSTNORMAL on December 10th, 2006
I love the doorbell one!! xD
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by Anonymous on January 4th, 2007
Hilarious the Dog one was the funniest!
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by 1Simmy on January 10th, 2007
LOL I liked the dirty house one, mad funny!
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by lostone on January 10th, 2007
I love the glass wall one!
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by Da_Man on January 12th, 2007
the dirty house had me crying.
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by esquire on January 12th, 2007
I like all of 'em!
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by jaek on May 24th, 2008
I liked the feet one... LMAO!
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by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on September 6th, 2008
i like the search crew and the flashlight
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by lightbulb on September 7th, 2008
last one is the favorite
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by Woolgather on October 3rd, 2008
I liked the twinkie one:)+4
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by elskwared on October 14th, 2008
I like the door bell one! Made me lol!
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by curiousKristy on January 2nd, 2009
yo mama so stupid, when she gave birth to you and saw your umbilical cord she said, cool! it comes with a cable too!!!
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by Meet_P on December 18th, 2010
they all suck.
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by robertwelsh5 on December 23rd, 2010