by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2006

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If you had to name your newborn child after a part of the human body, what would you choose?

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  • by Spindizy on December 3rd, 2006

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    One of these three: Hair, Brain, or Colon.

    Hair because he could go by Harry.

    Brain because he could just say they spelled Brian wrong on his birth certificate.

    And Colon, well, There's that one guy, Colon Powell... He seems to be doing ok

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    • Colon Powell.... lol...

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2006

    • points =]

      Amber757

      by Amber757 on December 3rd, 2006

    • LOL! But you know it's Colin Powell, right?

      teknimage

      by teknimage on December 3rd, 2006

    • I hope he does. You can get deported in America for defamation - lol.

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2006

    • Yeah, but it sounds like "Colon" .. its not pronounced "Cawl-in" its pronounced "Cole-on".. And what I like to know is where would they deport me to? Im not an imigrant, Im american.

      Spindizy

      by Spindizy on December 3rd, 2006

    • That wouldn't stop the FBI or the CIA from deporting you. Are you a Muslim? Because if you are, you're probably screwed already. You should get out of there before some fundamentalist Christian lynches you.

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2006

    • Heheh, sorry man, Im a white male, Christian too, not fundamentalist however. I dont push my beliefs on others, and I dont judge others for their beliefs. Im just here to answer questions and try to help people out.

      Spindizy

      by Spindizy on December 3rd, 2006

    • Well, that's good to hear I guess. I'm a weak Agnostic with Muslim-leanings, and I'm here to simultaneously help people out and tell people how pissed I am with life and society in general.

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on December 3rd, 2006

    • Yeah, I hear ya there man. Life and society piss me off as well. But that shouldnt stop you from feeling all warm and fuzzy from helping out your fellow man, regardless of their beliefs. Ive always been interested the Muslim teachings, just never knew where to start or have someone to talk to about it.

      Spindizy

      by Spindizy on December 3rd, 2006

    • That's what I comes down to, doesn't it? I can assure you that there are plenty of Muslims who are willing to talk to you about their faith - and an equally sized number of Muslims who'd rather you just left them alone. What you shouldn't do is ask conservative non-Muslims about Islam, you'd like get a narrow-minded and inaccurate opinion.

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on December 4th, 2006

    • LMAO!! I just sprayed my monitor with tea!

      Mrs.Dufresne

      by Mrs.Dufresne on December 7th, 2006

    • lol i like how this went from colons to muslims...like it slowly went off on a tangent. lol, next thing i know you'll be talking about cheesecake

      seaofgrass

      by seaofgrass on December 7th, 2006

    • Yes. HOw did that happen?

      Anonymous

      by Anonymous on December 13th, 2006

    • when you spray your mother with tea does it keep the aphids down?

      Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

      by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on January 28th, 2007

    • My mother? I said Monitor... LOL

      Mrs.Dufresne

      by Mrs.Dufresne on January 28th, 2007

    • my mistake, my reading eye dog has problems with those two words

      Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

      by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on January 28th, 2007

    • That could lead to some uncomfortable mistakes...

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on January 28th, 2007

    • yeah, but chicks like dogs.

      Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

      by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on January 28th, 2007

    • I've met a few who are afraid of dogs.

      Halskiisaklink

      by Halskiisaklink on January 28th, 2007

    • I'v met some chicks who were afraid of cheesecake. (seaofgrass = prophet)

      Anon

      by Anon on June 2nd, 2007

    • Mmmm, Cheesecake.

      Spindizy

      by Spindizy on November 25th, 2007

    • Colon?...No way! LOL Whenever my fiance farts, he says it is General Colon Bowel barking commands!(We are in the process of picking names for our baby, so I think I'll not share this one with him!)

      CheddarCatsKiss is Queen of Sexytown

      by CheddarCatsKiss is Queen of Sexytown on January 1st, 2009

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