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by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Some girlfriends do not need upgrading... just proper maintenance. However; if you have chosen a model that is not compatible with you, or if you have chosen a model that is beyond your means to afford/perform the proper maintenance, then I suggest trading her in for one that is more right for you. Be careful though! Some makes/models have a self-destruct mechanism that automatically initiates when they sense you are interested in another model. If you are happy with the make/model that you have currently and are just looking to upgrade, then I suggest purchasing the Engagement/Marriage package. Again... be careful! Some makes/models are not compatible with this upgrade and lose some vital functions after installation. The functions that seem to be mostly affected are the Career, Sex and Reasonability functions.
FYI... This information could also pertain to those wishing to upgrade their current boyfriend models. Although the Marriage upgrade does not seem to create as many system errors in the Sex function after installation as much as it does in the some girlfriend models, the Career and Reasonability functions could still be adversely affected.
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Comments
Excellant advice !
by WildCoastAmbler on August 24th, 2007
lol Glad I could help. :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Ha funnyman keep in mind the marriage upgrade on the male versions have one defect that the manufacturer has been unable to improve - the hearing feature shuts down and vocal skills cease to function.
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Another classic. +6
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Misstarrie, I heard that you need to purchase a separate program to run the Communication function. :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Thanks again, Meow! :)
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
lol great answer Jay you won my +5 vote.
by lizizhere on August 24th, 2007
You're welcome, Jay.
Misstarrie, I found that my model also lost it's navigation capabilties. He could not find his way to the grocery store once the marriage module was installed.
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Meow, there have been no reported errors in the Navigation function. I think the problem is related to the lack of a proper Communication function program. Seems that he may have not understood your directive. :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Thanks again, Liz. :)
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Jay's answers....priceless.
by American idle on August 24th, 2007
Thanks AI! :D
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Jay, I do believe that a large sector of his hard drive was wipe out in an electrical storm. :P
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Jay maybe the male model loses his navigation skills 1.because he doesn't consult the manual about anything (male version thinks he knows it all) 2. he does well during the test drive but once you bring him home he can't seem to find the *ignition button* on the female version to initiate launch mode 3. male model needs remote capability because he goes into shutdown phase once he enters his home dock.....:P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Meow they sometimes need Viagra to get the hard drive back up and going....LMAO :P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
LOL!
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Ouch Meow! That could be expensive to repair. I would suggest trading him in rather than incurring the costs to have him rebuilt. Unless you can tolerate the imperfections. He may still operate basic functions just fine, but you will have to put up with slow start ups and frequent unexpected shutdowns. :)
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
lol @ Misstarrie!
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
what Jay....no other instructions...??? LOL :P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Misstarrie, several errors can occur without the installation of a proper Communication program. The Communication system plays a vital part in all other functions. Even though it may seem that other functions are lacking, the basic Communication program installed by the factory when your boyfriend was built is subpar and not compatible with the Marriage upgrade. Why else do you think it is sold separately and priced very high? As far as the problems with your model's Sex functions, I blame an error caused by loading an uncompatible Marriage upgrade... not that the Marriage upgrade itself is the problem, but your model may not have been built to accomodate such an upgrade. While a Viagra module may temporarily solve the system errors, the long term effects have not yet been identified. :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
well there ya go!!!!! LOL so going by what your saying I think it is time for a new system altogether...LOL :P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
That seems to be the most logical solution to your problems. :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
oh Jay what would I do without you,,,LOL :)
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Hmmm... good question! I suppose that you'd probably find somebody a lot more interesting to chat with. LMAO :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
oh silly boy...there you go trying to get rid of me again....oh u have mail btw :)
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Jay, I sent that one to the reclaimation center. Hee hee
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Meow, good choice! If you are searching for another system, then I suggest looking for one of the few models with an advanced Communication upgrade installed as part of their standard equipment package. Some versions are not compatible with today's latest upgrades, so be careful and show wisely! :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Thank you, Jay. I think I will just lease. That way when my model becomes obsolete, I can just trade it in. :P
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Not a bad idea, Meow... you just have to be careful of the mileage and keep up on proper maintenance when you lease. With high mileage and improper maintenance, your model's trade-in value may not be very high when it is time for the lease to expire. :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Oh! I thought you were talking about my maintenance. *giggle*
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
lol! Keep up please, hun! :P
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
The backups run on fridays, I can't devote as much CPU to this as I should.
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
hey Meow let the next person worry about trade in value...LOL you just get your value out....that is before you trade :P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Oh that's a very good idea, Misstarrie. Ride it hard and put it away wet.
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
Ummmmm....Edit doesn't seem to be working. That's a horse term. It sounds kind of, errrrm...bad in this conversation.
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
LOL you got it!!!!!! That way they will never forget how good a driver you are..:P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
True... I suppose you could always send him to the scrap yard when his value drops too low... or you could always disassemble and sell any quality used parts. :P LMAO @ ride it hard and put it away wet!
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on August 24th, 2007
Jay u have mail...:P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007
Oh yes. I *am* a good driver and there's never enough left to sell for scrap! LOLOL
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on August 24th, 2007
hehe Meow you are funny... :P
by MIA on August 24th, 2007