I have recently acquired a butler, but now he won't leave me alone. How can I get rid of him?

Hit him with the lead pipe in the library. (Make sure you're alone when this happens.)

BWAHAHAHAH!! <gasping, holding sides> Mental note - do not take job butlering for Stableboy no matter how dire the financial situation.
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by Darkling on November 7th, 2006
So glad I could be of some am-use.
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by Stableboy on November 7th, 2006
lol. Your answers never fail to amuse me.
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by Fisherofman on November 7th, 2006
Haha!
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by donovan reynolds. on November 7th, 2006
Yeah yeah! Then if the police ask you what happened, you can respond "The butler did it!"
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by ptrask on November 8th, 2006
Or, better yet, tell HIM to hit himself on the head, if he's a good butler, he'll have to do it, and if he's not, you can fire him for not doing what you said!
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by RFlagg on November 8th, 2006
Another RFlagg first: self-destructing butlers.
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by Stableboy on November 8th, 2006
BAM, are you secretly related to Colonel Mustard?
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by LynfromNM on November 11th, 2006
Lyn: its a long story. Many years ago, she *was* Colonel Mustard. He was killed by the candlestick in the kitchen and reincarnated as a young English girl. There's more but I can't say because they're coming now...
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by Stableboy on November 12th, 2006

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