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by HungryGuy on December 12th, 2004

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What are the advantages and disadvantages of using a toilet slave vs. a traditional toilet?

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  • by HungryGuy on December 13th, 2004

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    Advantages and Disadvantages of Using a Toilet Slave--A Guide for Women
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    By Hungry Guy

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    ADVANTAGES
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    - HEALTHY Using a toilet slave is no riskier than
    receiving oral sex from someone.

    If he's your permanent toilet slave, YOU are
    the ONLY one he has contact with.

    There is ZERO risk to you!

    You are safer than being in a relationship with
    someone who could cheat on you without you
    knowing.


    - CLEAN Your toilet slave is self-emptying and
    self-cleaning.

    Never again get on your hands and knees to
    clean that nasty toilet bowl.


    - CONVENIENT Unlike toilets that often clog up and overflow
    at the most inconvenient times, a toilet slave
    never "clogs up" and is available 24 by 7.


    - ODOR FREE Your ass is pressed tightly against his lips
    under the weight of your body.

    Your waste is never exposed to room air.

    No odor can escape.


    - NO MESS Because of the direct connection between your
    clit and his mouth, no spills can occur.

    Besides, a person doesn't really pee that much
    at one time, his mouth can easily hold all your
    pee without overflowing.

    Try this experiment:

    Pee into an empty milk carton.

    Fill a second empty milk carton with drinking
    water, up to the same amount of pee in the
    first milk carton.

    Hold your breath and pour all the water into
    your mouth without drinking it, then swallow
    it.

    That's about how much pee you will be feeding
    your slave in each sitting.

    Never worry about an overflowing toilet again!


    - SANITARY After you finish, he licks your bottom clean.

    You don't have to touch yourself "down
    there" to wipe.

    You don't even have to touch so much as a
    germ-ridden toilet handle.


    - CLEANLINESS After you finish, he licks your ass cleaner
    than you could by wiping with paper.


    - SAFE Your toilet slave can be shackled and strapped
    down for your safety if you desire.


    - LOW COST It is a proven fact that human waste contains
    many undigested nutrients.

    The same is true of all "animals;"
    that's why dogs nibble in litter
    boxes; they can smell the
    undigested bits of cat food.

    You, alone, can provide your toilet slave with
    about 25% of their nutritional requirement,
    directly from your ass. Since a toilet slave
    is immobile and doesn't exert any energy, that
    is sufficient nourishment.

    A daily multi-vitamin pill is all else that he
    needs.


    - SENSUOUS It feels so much more sensual to have your ass
    licked clean by a warm wet tongue than by a dry
    scratchy wad of paper.


    - ORGASMIC You can tell him to suck on your privates after
    using him.

    Have an orgasm every time you use the toilet,
    and whenever else the mood strikes you too.


    - TEASING You can tease your toilet slave in so many
    delightful ways.

    You can keep his hands shackled down and deny
    him the ability to pleasure himself.

    After all, giving you an orgasm with his mouth
    (if you so desire) is all the pleasure he
    needs, right?


    - REFRESHING During your period, your toilet slave's tongue
    can clean out that nasty filth far more
    refreshingly than by shoving up a tube of cloth
    covered cardboard.

    And safer too!

    You can't get Toxic Shock Syndrome from your
    toilet slave's tongue.


    - FREEDOM Your toilet slave is NOT your boyfriend.

    Feel free to go out and party, if that's your
    thing.

    And if you bring a guy home, your toilet slave
    can clean up that nasty mess down there after a
    torrid love session.


    - NO RISK You choose your own risks.

    You can never catch a dose from your permanent
    toilet slave, because you are his only contact.

    However, you can choose to go out and
    do whatever, and whoever, you want.

    The risks you take are YOUR choice, not his!


    - NO RESPONSIBILITY You have no responsibility to your toilet slave
    except to "feed" him once in a while.


    - NO HASSLES No relationship issues.

    Orgasm when YOU are in the mood, and ONLY when
    YOU are in the mood.

    All physical contact is strictly on YOUR need
    and YOUR whim, never his.

    And even if you ever desire additional sexual
    contact with him, it is strictly at YOUR desire
    and YOUR whim.


    - EASY ESCAPE End the arrangement whenever you want by giving
    him a change of clothes and send him on his
    way.


    - NO HEARTACHE Conversely, he won't choose to leave you after
    being your toilet slave for a year or more.

    Really, where is he going to go, and what is he
    going to do with no job, no credit, expired
    ID's, and nothing but a change of clothes on
    his back?


    - POPULARITY Be the most popular hostess for munches among
    the women in your BDSM club.

    You will probably find that you have a lot of
    new women friends who want to use your toilet
    slave.


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    DISADVANTAGES
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    - JEALOUSY Your boyfriend might be jealous of your toilet
    slave.

    You may have to explain to your boyfriend that a
    toilet slave is not a lover.

    You may have to explain that your toilet slave
    is just another piece of furniture in your
    house.

    He shouldn't be jealous of your toilet slave
    any more than he should be jealous of your
    bidet.


    - VACATIONS Like having a dog, having a toilet slave will
    make it difficult to get away.

    If you keep him permanently shackled into your
    toilet slave chair, you can leave him alone
    overnight, but he will die of thirst soon after
    that.

    Although taking him with you may be an option,
    or lending him to another woman friend while
    you're away.


    (c) 2004 Hungry Guy
    http://www.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/

    Comments

    • fuckin gross im sorry...but OMG you people are fucked up in the head

      sleepy kitty

      by sleepy kitty on January 5th, 2007

    • Very good description
      @ the_straight_kid: With that view on the world you should never enter the adult, and sespecially not the fetish pages.

      gooroo

      by gooroo on July 27th, 2008

    • That comment wuz frum a looong time ago....but guess what , i just found out recently that im a flaming homosexual...i guess the comments i made in the past were just some deep seated way of taking out my repressed feelings of denial about being gay, by poking fun at someone else different....(damn i was a bitch)

      sleepy kitty

      by sleepy kitty on July 29th, 2008

    • My big respect for your change!

      gooroo

      by gooroo on July 29th, 2008

    • That's funny..."the straight kid" is queer? Talk about overcompensating, huh?

      MisterKnowItAll

      by MisterKnowItAll on July 31st, 2009

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