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by pudzey101 on December 10th, 2006

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Whats the best ' yo mama ' joke you ever heard?

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  • by Znicest on July 29th, 2007

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    yo momma so stupid she drown because she thought she saw a scratch & sniff at the bottom of the pool

    you momma breath smells so bad everytime she talks her teeth duck

    you momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    you momma so stupid she thought the r&B group Boyz II men was a delivery service for micheal jackson

    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
    Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

    Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

    Yo momma so nasty she was having phonesex with her boyfriend and gave him a ear infection

    Comments

    • HAHAH OMGGG I love the last one!

      dreamtxhim sends love to the dance floor

      by dreamtxhim sends love to the dance floor on July 29th, 2007

    • The 60 minutes one almost made me piss myself!

      FOR3SKIN500 is remembering one more

      by FOR3SKIN500 is remembering one more on July 29th, 2007

    • haha thanks

      Znicest

      by Znicest on July 29th, 2007

    • last one

      zombiesrule5

      by zombiesrule5 on July 29th, 2007

    • Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

      Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?"

      Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

      Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

      Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

      Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.

      Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

      Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

      Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

      Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

      daj0k3r

      by daj0k3r on February 26th, 2010

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