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by Amorphous Blob on July 25th, 2007
I've been thinking of more all morning:
(Singing while she screams in pain…)
Woooooo, hooo hoo HOO ooo ooo OOO ooo ooo ooo ooo-OOO-ooo-ooo-ooo...
Don’t worry ... Be happy
Woooooo, hooo hoo HOO ooo ooo OOO ooo ooo ooo ooo-OOO-ooo-ooo-ooo...
Don’t worry ... Be happy...
(repeat as necessary)
Hey honey, does everything feel all right? Because one of the nurses was telling me about a baby that was born here last month that had extra legs where its arms shoulda been.
I know just how you feel.
Ewwwwww... that’s digusting!
Just imitate her cries and moans, and then say “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was doing it”.
Honey, I don’t know how to tell you this, but this baby isn’t mine. (I don’t know what this means, it just sounded funny.)
Hey honey, how long do you think it’s going to be before you’re back “in the mood”?
Oh, man, some of the nurses here are HOT!!!
Honey, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m gay and I’m leaving you for Roger next door.
(light up a cigar)
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hahaha all great
by Stay Strong Stephen Murray on August 16th, 2007
We have a comedian in our mists..funny stuff!
by Babycakes on August 20th, 2007
You're a cruel blob! :)
by Stableboy on January 2nd, 2008
Wait, there's more! I think I answered this question a total of 3 or 4 times. Can't stay to chat - gotta go introduce my 3-year-old son to The Three Stooges.
by Amorphous Blob on January 2nd, 2008
One stooge per year. That's all we ask.
by Stableboy on January 2nd, 2008
Good stuff.
by zazzy_one on May 20th, 2008
Amorphous ... your answers to this question, are soooo funny i am still cracking up ...!!!!!!!!!!!!.. I have two kids and.. i would have killed my hubby if he would have said any of this stuff !! WAY TO FUNNY STUFF .. love your sense of humor !!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HealingSong on June 3rd, 2008
Thanks HS. I think somebody commented that they were going to use the "Ow, I have a papercut" one for their next baby... I wasn't that dumb!
by Amorphous Blob on June 4th, 2008
LMAO!!!!!!
by amandahugnkiss on September 22nd, 2008
I know right. Hilarious.
by OutOfCuriousity on September 24th, 2008
Thanks JC- where you been?
by Amorphous Blob on September 24th, 2008
Just clicked on your avatar, and you're a DIFFERENT Just Curious! What did you do with the PREVIOUS Just Curious??? ;)
by Amorphous Blob on September 24th, 2008
I was wondering when I read it. I don't kow. I'm sorry if they're lost. But this thing has really been acting crazy so maybe that's going on with them. I was Aiyomi but it would no longer take my password or e-mail adress then said it was taken. It would not use my aol e-mail so i had to sey up another one. Maybe they are going throw thw same thing. I'm going to change my name so it doesn't cause any confusions
by OutOfCuriousity on September 24th, 2008
Sometimes people post complaints about things like that; I never had any trouble.
Welcome to AB, by the way.
by Amorphous Blob on September 24th, 2008
Thanx
by OutOfCuriousity on September 24th, 2008
HAHA!! OMG that really made me laugh!! thanks!!
by anonymous on February 23rd, 2009
i really like the one with "Oh man some of the nurses here are HOT" and "hey honey, how long do you think it's going to be before youre back in the mood" m
hahahahahaha but they were all great, and i hope you would never say in that situatioin. (cause if you did i dont think you would live to tell about it)
hahaha :)
by anonymous on July 20th, 2009
I'm still alive!
by Amorphous Blob on July 21st, 2009
i would punch you......
by jennmarie on August 14th, 2009
Way too much fun, Amorphous Bob!!!
by BabyRottie on December 8th, 2009
Thanks BR. I've never actually tried any of them.
by Amorphous Blob on December 8th, 2009
and that is why you are still alive lol :)
by anonymous on December 8th, 2009