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by Mr n Mrs M... on June 28th, 2007

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What is the best 'Practical Joke' you have heard / done?

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  • by Arisztid on June 29th, 2007

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    ~~The Story of "Spidey" and how he came to have a 7-legged spider tattooed on the head of his penis~~

    This took some planning, waiting for the right time, and a few people other than myself.

    There was this *sshole biker who liked to get drunk to the point of complete unconsciousness.

    We had the following planned. Firstly, at many larger biker campouts, electricity is available.

    Ok, the *sshole got drunk enough to pass out.

    We drug him off a bit and, by prearrangement, the local tattooist came with his gear, a helper (to carry his gear for the getaway after our nefarious scheme was complete), and a very long extension cord.

    I held the drunken man's shoulders down, another pants'ed him and took one leg, another took another leg, and the tattooist went to work.

    He tattooed a spider, relatively well done for a quick job, on the head of the *sshole's penis.

    However, he awoke at the beginning of the 8th leg. The holder-downers held him down as he tried to up swinging while the tattooist ran, the assistant there to help for this part of it by carrying all of the tattoosist's equipment. After the tattooist cleared out, the holder-downers scattered.

    The man never DID find out who did it. He lived for the rest of the time I knew him with the handle "Spidey".

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    • Side splitting LOL! been laughing for 10 mins prob going to go on all night!

      Mr n Mrs M...

      by Mr n Mrs M... on June 29th, 2007

    • :) I know we liked it.
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      It is ALWAYS a bad idea to get drunk to the point of passing out around a bunch of bikers. Usually it is a bit more friendly that Spidey's story, but, if you pass out amongst a bunch of bikers, expect some silliness.
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      Another that I enjoyed was the man who got drunk and passed out in his dome tent. Myself and a friend took the poles out of his tent, so it collapsed around him, and bungeed them to the B*tch Seat of his ride. When he regained consciousness and managed to get out of his tent (with much thrashing), he looked all over for them.
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      He never thought to look on HIS bike.
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      We did it to him again a few campouts later. This time we bungeed them to a branch above his dome tent.
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      One biker had the misfortune to pass out on a plank of wood right next to a lake. Myself and three others transported the wood to the lake, waded it some ways in, and gave it a push. We waited.
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      He started to come around and we hollered at him. He got up and SPLASH!!

      Arisztid

      by Arisztid on June 29th, 2007

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